Hello. How are you?

Dear reader,

I am well and I hope you are in the well also.

My surname is Ng. In Chinese, Ng is 'Huang' which means Yellow.

I am fat. As fat as a pig.

I am lazy. As lazy as a pig oso.

So, all of you can call me Yellow Fat Pig.

Until here today lor. Hope to see you in hell some other day.

kiss kiss muak muak .....