My Ah Sir vely kwai lan one.
I kena langgar lori, pao tao go to school walk pai kah and head vely pain. Reach class, Ah Sir stop me and ask me go home. He say I oledi sick so no need exam today.
I say don't care I want sit exam. So, he say he will test me first and see if I can sit exam.
Ah Sir: What is the opposite of boy?
YF Pig: Girl lah.
Ah Sir: Wah, vely good leh. Now, what is the opposite of cock?
YF Pig: Chee Bai lah.
Ah Sir got vely angry. He slap me, wallop my head, kick my backside and tell me get lost. I dunno why. Whole class laughing also.
This Ah Sir si pei kwai lan one. I answer right also he angry. Now I cannot sit exam. Dielah.
Wait father come home I tell father. Then we go to school see teacher. Where can like that? I answer right also kena one.
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