Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Ingaporengeh!

YF Pig Sum Wan: Hello, can I speak to my mother ah?

Mdm Sori: Who is your motherlah?

YF Pig Sum Wan: Annie Wan!

Mdm Sori: Hah, anyone also can be your mother ar?

YF Pig Sum Wan: You don't kacau kacaulah. I want to speak to my mother Annie Wan.

Mdm Sori : Oklah then like that you can speak to me.

YF Pig Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to my mother Annie Wan!

Mdm Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

YF Pig Sum Wan : I'm Yellow Fat Pig Sum Wan and I need to talk to my mother Annie Wan! Vely urgent.

Mdm Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

YF Pig Sum Wan: Well just tell my mother Annie Wan that sister was involved in an accident. know Wan got injured and now know Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mdm Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this funny but i dont have time for this!!!

YF Pig Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mdm Sori : I'm Sori.

YF Pig Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mdm Sori : I'm Sori!!

YF Pig Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice and I don't care, give me your name!

Mdm Sori : Look mister, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! you didn't even give me your name!

YF Pig Sum Wan: I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful . My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is know Buddy.

Mdm Sori : Oh I'm so scared(sarcastically). Look I don't care about your uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and holding an important position in the company.

YF Pig Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mdm Sori : Like I said I don't care which one of your aunt screws everybody and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

YF Pig Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mdm. Sori : I dont know which one is your sis! Why in god's name u think I do!?

Toot....Toot....Toot.................

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