Hokkien Wei.

Gua si Hokkien lang.
Kah lu kong Hokkien wei.

Gua si Hokkien kia.
Anak sulung is Tua kia.
Anak bongsu is Beh kia.
Tapi gua si Chiao kia.

Ah Sir call me Si lang kia.
Kawan call me Chap cheng kia.
Children is Ginna kia.
Boss son is Towkay kia.

Give birth is se kia.
Polis is mata kia.
Small house is chu kia.
Small pig is tu kia.

Puppy is kao kia.
Kitten is niaw kia.
Chicken is kueh kia.
Rabbit is thor kia.

Killed-in-action is KIA.
Korean car is also Kia.
Furniture is Ikia.
Handphone is Nokia.

Chinese is Tenglang kia.
Malay is Huan kia.
Indian is Keleng kia.
Gwailo is Angmoh kia.

Bad people is Pai Kia.
Good people is Ho Kia.

Lu kong bo wa kong. Wa kong bo lu kong.
Siapa Gong kia?

Limpehkahlukong,
Gua kia su.
Gua kia si.
Gua bo kia bor tapi kia bo bor.
Gua bo kia chenghu tapi kia kwee kia.

Lu lang kong gua kia si lang,
Yellow is Ng kia.
Fat is Pui kia.
Pig is Tu kia.

Limpehkahlukong,
Yellow Fat Pig is siau kia.